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A fine dish created by master chef [[DQN-kun]], published on [[September]] 4715, [[1993]]. It is the official confectionery of the [[Elitist Superstructure]], and possibly the only thing they do not find [[distasteful]], the pricks.

== Ingredients ==

* 1 slimy cucumber
* Juice of one baby, fresh from the blender (it's awwwwwwwwright)
* The heart of a mother
* cats whiskers, plucked with oak chopsticks.
* 14 eggs
* mayonnaise
* One bag of flour blessed with holy water

== Directions ==

# Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it.
# Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice.
# Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete.
# Wait twenty years.
# Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days.
# Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth.
# Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.

== Menu Suggestions ==
*[[Ham smash 'em up]]
*[[Loli to issho delight]]

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